They've already got the signed bat. The book about 1981. The mug that makes a weak joke about rain delays - but it doesn't quite capture why they still talk about Headingley, or the 2019 World Cup Final, or that Ashes series that aged them five years.
These are the actual hand-written scorecards and statistical notes used by cricket commentators like Andy Zaltzman during the matches that matter. The meticulous run tallies, the bowling figures, the observations that made it to Test Match Special. Not replicas, the real thing, complete with the kind of detail only cricket obsessives truly appreciate.